Watch the Coney Island Dancing King — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Ralphie 'The Turkey' Tryptophan
Occupation: Ebay power seller
Spends his Free Time: Beach-combing with a broken metal detector (Shh, don't tell him.)
Interests: Stayin' limber, wearing mesh, attending free concerts, dumpster diving at Nathan's Famous, making new friends.
Hobbies: Supporting strangers in hospital waiting rooms, making travel magazine collages/inspiration boards.
Into: Jumpin' and smilin'!
Not Into: "The Face Book."
6 Things He Can’t Live Without: Nike Pumps, his mystery duffel bag (presumably stuffed with human heads), a 'signed' copy of the bible (we don't know what he means, either), a fresh 2-liter of Code Red in the AM, pilates on the beach and Gary (his gerbil comfort animal who resides in the pocket of his mesh shorts.)
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